Careful, if you recognize the song lyrics in the title (replace plant with door), you might tell your age!!!
I don't know about you, but one thing I truly dislike in a garden is visible hoses. I've tried all types of disguises and holders, but nothing. absolutely nothing, suited my taste.
I complained and complained to hubby (hoping for ideas/remedies), but the only response I got was, "Well, everyone knows that if you garden, you must have a hose." I usually came back with something like, "Well, everyone knows I need a shower after gardening, too, but I don't want a stall sitting in my living room".
Not only that, each time I used the hose, I had to be diligent to avoid pulling it over plants and/or dragging mulch all over the place.. .what a drudgery! One of the very few gardening drudgeries I might add.
Finally a solution . . .yesterday, I picked up an 18-gallon, green, Rubber-Maid container. I had hubby drill a hole in the side and toward the bottom of the container. Then I slipped the female connector of the hose through the hole and 'snaked'
it to my faucet. Then placed the remainder of the hose inside the container. I put a 50-foot hose in it - but it's obvious that a 100' would easily fit. Then I placed the lid on the tub to avoid getting rain water inside the container. A couple of plants that I'm 'babysitting' solves the problem of the wind blowing it off. . .then pulled another more mature plant to the front of the container . Now when I want to water, all I have to do is lift the lid - grab the hose and water where I want.
So far, this has worked great for me . . the hose goes in and out like a breeze. . .no dragging across mulch and/or plants. And unless some nosey someone (like Patsy) goes sniffing around, they'll always wonder how in the world I keep that bed watered so good!
But the BIG reward is that I don't have to look at hoses on a reel or worse yet, laying on the ground when I'm out just to admire my gardens. . .
Now you know what's behind the green plant!

So far, this has worked great for me . . the hose goes in and out like a breeze. . .no dragging across mulch and/or plants. And unless some nosey someone (like Patsy) goes sniffing around, they'll always wonder how in the world I keep that bed watered so good!
But the BIG reward is that I don't have to look at hoses on a reel or worse yet, laying on the ground when I'm out just to admire my gardens. . .
Now you know what's behind the green plant!